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Chooning

My wife and her coworker were chooning last night. I don't know what I'm going to do. They were chooning so hard I was mildly turned on even. I'm not a cuck though. I choon sometimes.
by Chooner6227 March 27, 2024
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cooking reddit accounts

Cooking a reddit account is the act of making a fake account on reddit long before it's needed, by intermittently posting and commenting to lend credibility to the account when it's eventually put to use. Accounts can be created with the final purpose in mind already, or old or purchased accounts can be repurposed to become sock puppets.

Reasons someone might cook an account in advance include the ability to influence discussions, express controversial opinions without being immediately dismissed as a biased party (like paid or volunteer supporters who promote specific agendas, such as Israeli hasbara trolls that are paid or volunteer to astroturf support on social media to make it appear that their position is more popular than it really is), or share fabricated content that might be met with greater scrutiny if posted from a newly created account (such as individuals who cook accounts to share fake UFO videos they've made, disguising them as authentic recordings by ordinary people).

The difference between cooking an account and the expression "sockpuppet account" lies in the fact that cooking specifically involves the pre-planning of false engagement on an account over a period of time, whereas a sockpuppet account applies to any account being used for deceptive purposes.

The term "cooking" is derived from the act of preparing food over a period of time before it is ready.
"I posted that UFO video we made on the subreddit but everyone knew it was fake right away because the account was too new. So this time, I decided to try cooking reddit accounts, and spent the two months adding random comments and posts every few days. Hopefully when I post this new video they will be a lot less skeptical!"
by kiriakouTWO April 19, 2024
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cooking apple

A person that seems to be nice but is actually not nice.
I thought it was going to be nice but they ended up being a cooking apple
by Garmo May 24, 2024
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cooking apple

Someone who seems appealing but is actually fückin gross.
Yeah, you could hit that off you're really keen but I hear she's a cooking apple
by Garmo May 24, 2024
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Chooing

A form of "Soaking" that uses music instead of a third-party. The first ever documented case was with the Thomas The Tank Engine theme song (bass boosted) which is where the term derives from.
"We're you able to find someone that was willing to help you soak with Abi?"
"No. I ended up chooing"
by nichotroll November 20, 2024
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Chooing

A form of "Soaking" that uses very loud music to shake the bed instead of a third-party. The first ever documented case used the Thomas The Tank Engine theme song (bass boosted) which is where the term derived from.
"Did you have sex with that girl?"

"No, she was Mormon so she wanted to soak to not break her religion."
"Oh. So you got someone to help you soak?"
"No, no one was willing to so I just ended up Chooing"
by nichotroll November 20, 2024
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cookingwithkay

A girl who be cooking but nobody likes her because she be throwing that a$$ , and they man be mentioning and reposting her vids.
Beth: Girl you know my man reposted a cookingwithkay video!

Claire: Omg no way!
by yaya ! 🎀 December 7, 2024
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