choke your chicken

The Action of touching yourself in places that were not permitted in sunday school!

choke your chicken until it bleeds.

by spezza_havlat January 17, 2006

national choking month!

choke your partner while you kiss them day

(most girls like this day bc the secretly liked being choked especially the more "innocent" ones.)
(choke her softly then firmly grasp her throat harder)

girl1:did you see that girls boyfriend choke her...damn she's lucky asf.

girl2: oh ik why its bc its October, national choking month!

by uwumaker3000 October 23, 2019

choking a squid head

(verb) 1. To strangle an alien, specifically of cephalopoid morphology. 2. To choke an alien while wearing mechanically enhanced combat armor. 3. To give a series of handjobs in a relatively short amount of time. 4.

John's such a badass marine, I wouldn't be surprised to see him choking a squid head or two when we get to Mars.
You can usually find Cheryl choking a squid head in the apartment around the block.

by Mister Crim September 14, 2011

Choking a mud turtle

Doing a strenuous shit.

1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.

2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.

by murtle the turtle August 22, 2006

Italian Choke Hold

When a gweedo dips a strap on dildo in marinara sauce and then continues to choke his victim with it.

Damn, Vinny really gave Jenny an Italian choke hold.

by The Big BEENJAMMIN January 21, 2011

choking on the 8 ball

When a team or person collapse towards the end of their game when they had the lead.The term comes from billiards when a person is about to win but can't make the 8 ball in.

The 2004 Yankees were choking on the 8 ball when they were unable to put the Red Sox away.

by Sholom22 June 17, 2006

choke 'n' puke

Any fast food establishment serving things of dubious quality.
ie McDonalds, burger king,or those random little places on the corner...

Hey im gonna stop at the choke'n'puke and get a cartlidge burger!

by Tommy toe poker August 4, 2005