Drown the Children

In the moments after sex when the woman gets up after her sexual partner ejaculates and heads to the bathroom to bear down and squeeze the sperm out of her body to reduce the chances of pregnancy.

I’m going to drown the children, do you want anything while I’m up?

by Harriet Humphries September 28, 2022

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I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

by Saulman500 March 22, 2024

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children

Unholy demons that are 3-11 year's old

Mom: oh and meet my children, Sarah, Connor, and James

Person : oh nice to meet you cursed offsprings from hell

by slushy March 23, 2022

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Children

Small hell spawns that spit, cough, and yell when you don't get them the orange juice they want for their lunch, that's why they mostly end up at an orphanage.

"I'm going to send them to an orphanage if the children keep breathing."
"I think you have problems."

by M0th3r's-M0nt3r March 7, 2022

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BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED

Me: Hey mom have you seen my swi—
Mom: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Me: Oh, ok...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021

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four or more children

A psychological experiment to test your ethics, empathy, sleep deprivation, and ability to bounce back and forth.

having four or more children be like:

Kid one: Can i have gametime?
Kid two: I'm hungry...
kid three: I'm tired
Kid four: I'm hungry
Parents: ...... WHY US.......

by DEADMAN#! October 8, 2020

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