Cheese Rat! 

A person or creature who, while being heavily under the influence of marijuana, scrounges intently through a refridgerator in search of cheese. They enjoy any type of cheese, from blue cheese to gouda cheese. The phrase "Cheese Rat!" is most commonly said in a distorted English accent.

Darryl: "Excuse me, can I help you find something?"
Glen: "Yes, where do you keep your cheese!?"
Darryl: (Laughter) "Well aren't you a Cheese Rat!"

Kurtis: "Look at that guy... looking for cheese, are we?"
Paul: "Cheese Rat!"

Cheese Rat! by cheese_rat January 5, 2010

Cheese Fish 

This is what they order in the ghetto when they are tired of eating fired chicken. At times they may upgrade to the cheese shrimps.

Yo where dey fook iz my cheese fish at I order dat shit over a hour ago. It better not be all greasy.

Cheese Fish by cheese fish June 6, 2016

Cheese Joke 

A joke that's so bad that it's funny

How'd you like the movie?
It was so cheesy, I could make a hundred sandwiches...
*sigh* another cheese joke?

Cheese Joke by notlameatall October 18, 2017

Cheese Week 

The week before you decide it’s space dock time. You will need a nice solid stool for a perfect space dock.

It’s cheese week and I am bulking up as this weekend I am finally going to space dock Karen.

Cheese Week by Gas is on the right November 21, 2019

cheese sliding off the crackers 

To go totally insane, in the same vein as losing one's marbles.

Phil threw another tantrum over a missing sock. I think he's got his cheese sliding off the crackers.

cheese sliding off the crackers by Intelligence001 January 15, 2020

Cheese-Marshmallow Theory 

The idea that any food can taste better by adding either cheese OR marshmallow.

Yet to be disproved, however the Cheese-Marshmallow Theory is unlikely to become a law due to the fact that it can never be proven.

Julian: I got it! Cereal...
John: Marshmallows...Lucky Charms man. Trust me, I was a non-believer at first too but you'll come around. The Cheese-Marshmallow Theory can not be disproved!

Cheese-Marshmallow Theory by 7Raulphie December 8, 2011

cheese of my cock 

The ultimate insult to belittle someone.

Double effective as a comeback to any insult thrown at you no matter how powerful.

I was down on your mother like a beaver on a hunk of wood.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

I'm the president of the United States. You're just a lightweight.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

cheese of my cock by kam75xx April 3, 2021