Bumping Depends

1. Retirement home romance, whether or not sex is involved

2. Two or more elderly people having sex

Note: the term may be used within the gay community to refer to people above the age of 35

Ethel just moved to the third floor of Shady Acres last week, but she's already bumping depends with Giuseppe in 304. I know because he offered her his tapioca today.

OR

I spent the weekend at the lake house with my family. I was having a blast until I walked in on my grandparents bumping depends.

OR

Andrew just turned 35 yesterday. I guess that means that he and Bradley are officially bumping depends now.

by Alecsandyr July 30, 2013

Feta-Bump

A word created as a way to describe the process of snorting a thick clump of fermented cum typically laced with fetynal.

Anna had a rough night after George gave her a feta-bump.

by trollinghannah March 25, 2022

bump the funk

Another way of saying your masterbating

Guys I need to bump the funk I'll be back

by Billy22734 January 17, 2018

Bumping fronts

Having sexual intercourse, regularly.

Yeah they were acting weird, maybe they're bumping fronts?

by DerekHunt March 20, 2022

snuggie bump

The act of two people chest bumping while wearing snuggies.

"Man that shit was funny!"
both people snuggie bump

(a.k.a chest bump while wearing their desired color of snuggie)

by MAlsh September 05, 2010

Waffle Bumps

Placing your cocaine into the crispy, golden traps of a waffle before taking a bump.

Noraa loves putting his cocaine into the tiny squares on a waffle before taking a morning bump, Yay waffle bumps!

by TheLemming September 30, 2015

Bumping the uglies

It’s a synonym for sexual Intercourse being that the uglies are a male and female genitals (private area) and bumping together

Are you bumping the uglies with latia

by Ugh sirusly December 16, 2019