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Hew brownie!

Definition:
A greeting from a fellow brownie.

Pronounced:
"Ewww brow-n-ae"

Made famous from a North-East Charver. Made even more popular around 'The Angel' Durham. Only select people are brownies, the rest are just common 'jackies'.
Brownies getting into a car:

"Hew Brownie! Brownie and brownie are going in brownie's car to meet brownie and brownie in town."

Brownies meeting up with each other:
"Hew brownie." "Alright brownie!"
by Gavin Lidster October 30, 2007
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brownie batter

A derogatory term for african american semen. Mostly used in porn.
Guy 1: "Dude, look at this chicks face!"
Guy2: "Aw man! Covered in brownie batter!"
by SpitYouInTheEyeLightBulb June 1, 2014
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eskimo brownie

An Eskimo brownie is when someone gets a condom. Releases fecal matter into the condom. Seal off the open end and freeze it. Once frozen they use it as a dildo until melted and refreeze it.
"Hey did you hear Zack did an Eskimo brownie with his girlfriend?"

"Yeah I herd she got so lonely that she just hit an all time low and did an Eskimo brownie."
by the dylonus December 25, 2012
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Brownie Boy

A sycophantic male "friend" who desperately uses a pathetic offering of brownies or pop tarts to attempt to get in a girl's pants.
Brownie Boy: Hey there, you hungry? I brought you some brownies - what you doing tonight? We should hang out.

Response: Ugh, brownie boy is at it again
by TTtennis03 May 21, 2011
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brownie spritzer

A disgusting revenge tactic applied only by the most decrepid of beast.
Taking a pair of skidmarked drawers and smearing the contents into a cup then pouring alchol into it.the taste makes the person spray the drink all over the place.
Also known as a dirty rum ball.
Rick found out that his boy was boneing his girl so he gave him a brownie spritzer to celebrate.
by Klackka Klow March 5, 2007
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Brownie Blast

a person brown enough to resemble brownies.
by Chunster January 4, 2009
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blonde brownie

a cookie in a brownie form. sometimes used for birthdays.
Those "blonde brownies" are really great, its like a cookie in a brownie shape!!!!! Thanks, whalenator!
by dimwit8 February 22, 2010
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