Trust Me Bro 

Investing advice based on no fundamental or technical analysis.

Trust me bro guy: This play is done. The street is gonna run ticker XYZ to $$$. Shorts gonna get vap-o-rized.
Me: Why, exactly?
Trust me bro guy: ...

Trust Me Bro by phouse August 8, 2022

bro pipe 

The act of touching two tips of penises (penii?) together and one (or both) men ejaculating inside the other man's penis.

Hey- after we dock a little- let's go ahead and get some bro pipe action on!

bro pipe by The Noob Tuber March 27, 2010

Bro-job 

A man down on man blowjob. One on their knees the other getting his rod polished.

Dude, Brian had so much captain last night, I heard he gave Chris a mean Bro-Job.

Bro-job by MeeesterFab November 3, 2008

don't tase me, bro

From the iconic video of the student question-asker being TASERed, the phrase has come to be synonomous to "lay off, man." It is a minor exclamation of unreasonableness.

"I'm pissed that you missed that goal today."
"Don't tase me, bro."

don't tase me, bro by Cool Hand Duke November 26, 2007

con bro chill 

chill lax bro, with serious flow. very cool about everything and has close relations to Floseidon (God of all flow).

brianna: shit, my cats on fire

vannie: dude con bro chill

brianna: yeah, lets get some lunch

vannie: ok

con bro chill by vk123 January 16, 2011

bro'mulligan 

the act of giving your friend another chance to explain what his dumb (drunk ass) is trying to say.

friend: hey do you "blah, blah, blah...nonsense, nonsense etc.?

me: (thinking to myself, homeboy must be hammered, that shit made zero sense)

friend: hey bill, forget what i just said, i been drinking all day.

me: don't worry, i already gave you a bro'mulligan

bro'mulligan by uncle bill July 11, 2011

bro sir 

This word is a combination of informal and formal address to a teacher, professor or authoritative figure. The prefix 'bro' is commonly used for addressing friends (see 'bro' or 'brother').

Teacher: "Does anyone have any further questions?"
Student: "Excuse me bro sir... opps I mean, sir."

bro sir by moore.st September 1, 2009