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Brazilian Wedding

The cutting open of a pineapple, hollowing it out, proceeded by filling it with semen, (may take some time, e.g. weeks-lifetimes), and then using it as a dildo, repeatedly inserting it into the woman's vagina, until she becomes bloodily pregnant. When performed correctly, in nine months time, the woman should produce a minimum of eight children.
Eric politely asked Molly if she was up for having a good-old Brazilian Wedding.
by phillyhubetube April 6, 2011
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Brazilian bandsaw

When you have a girl, preferably Latin, stands over your face wearing a G string, pushes hard enough so her poop splits in half.
Gf: Can we do the Brazilian Bandsaw tonight babe?

Bf: if I get drunk enough
by Redbeard512 June 25, 2020
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brazilian cheeze wagon

when a woman inserts a tampon, then the man craps into the vaginal opening. the man then proceds to slowly pull the string of the tampon, until it is out. bvc.
me and my girlfriend are going to my place to do some brazilian cheeze wagon.
by vannb25 May 22, 2011
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Brazilian Butthole Burn

You grab a cigarette and smoke it. When you are fucking someone, cum inside first. Use that cigarette in their ass to burn the inside. After that, the person who was cummed in has to fart, creating a large fire-typed explosion in their asshole.
The Brazilian Butthole Burn can be used for human rocket ships.
by Gooning Poopoo head February 12, 2025
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Brazilian Piñata

When you hang a bitch from the ceiling and smack her with your dick.
Albert gave his bitch the Brazilian piñata.
by Theoregonslayer2003 January 2, 2020
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brazilian receipt

A sex act in which one partner has hot wax applied to their pubic region during intercourse and the wax is removed forcefully during climax. Afterwards, you are left with a waxing paper covered in wax and hair. Thus, the Brazilian Receipt.
My girlfriend gave me a Brazilian Receipt last night. It was painful but it felt so good.
by ejectable January 12, 2023
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Brazilian pizza

When you cum on a girls ass and sprinkle cheese on afterwards as a finishing touch.
Dude how could you give her a Brazilian pizza? You know she's lactose intolerant
by FuckDon83 May 21, 2025
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