Bitter barn

Where crabby people reside.

"Jimmy, are you ever going to forgive the teacher for that grade or are you going to live in the bitter barn 'til next century?"

by MyNameGoesRightHere June 18, 2009

Battery Rape

Verb: To have your remote or xbox controller raided of batterys by other individuals, leaving you panicing as your friends go online or an ugly fat chick is on the Tv.

Connor: Dude why wern't you online last night? we where supposed to play gears at 10.

Andrew: Sorry man my brother battery raped me, took me over an hour to find some.

by Ledgend 0123 November 1, 2009

Betteridge's Law

A parodic scientific law stating that any headline ending in a question mark can safely be answered with "no." Extremely useful in this age of clickbait.

Clickbait: "Did this man cure cancer by spreading dog shit on his face?? The answer will amaze you!!"

Smart guy: "No. If it was true then it wouldn't need the question mark."

Clickbait: "But don't people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? The answer is astounding!!"

Smart guy: "Betteridge's Law." (Keeps scrolling.)

by the Avenger of Lost Souls July 14, 2016

Bitter white boy syndrome

When a white boy makes racial comments over random internet nonsense due to emotional damage of his girl leaving him for a BBC.

Tyler: here's your baby daddy ladies, I bet you're proud!
Susie: just stop tyler, you should get some help for that bitter white boy syndrome!

by StahhpIT February 10, 2018

Battery acid

When a guy has a poor diet and his cum tastes like battery acid

Im thinking of breaking up with mr. Battery acid over there...

by Battery acid king May 23, 2021

Beer batter

A sexual act where someone is cock slapped whilst simultaneously being urinated on.

"I love a good old beer batter but my girlfriend isn't up for it."

by bluecows February 18, 2009

Baby battering ram

Women who use their baby carriages like battering rams to move through crowds.

Wow that lady almost ran me over with her baby battering ram!

by Logan Durgen January 22, 2011