boner belt

a belt used to hold in a boner, usually worn at all times around the waist.

mr. key made use of his boner belt when his erection knocked out his grandmother.

by pokishimama March 1, 2003

game boner

Something people have from being very excited for a video game before it is released.

One week before Halo 3 comes out
Person 1: "ZOMG HALO 3, OMG! I LOVE HALOO!!"
Person 2: Dude put your game boner away

by Aaron Hinkle July 3, 2008

Snuggle Boner

An untimely and inappropriate erection during an implicitly non-sexual interaction.

"Sorry my snuggle boner made it difficult to enjoy Wall-E."

by somebody1223 August 6, 2009

Gentleman's Boner

An erection caused by no cause at all. A polite boner

Pardon me ma'am don't mind my gentleman's boner.

by James Jimbo Thompson December 17, 2012

football boner

An overwhelming sense of excitement that comes from an amazing play on the field.

Every time Matthew Stafford throws to Calvin Johnson I get a football boner.

by Society Kills January 8, 2012

super boner

A boner so strong and substantial that's it utterly incapacitating. It's the kind of boner dreams are made of.

Sometimes when I was a little kid they would just pop out of nowhere and I became completely immobile.

by crazy b February 10, 2005

murder boner

n.; An erection aroused by violence

Clubbing baby seals gives me such a murder boner!

by D. Pratt November 15, 2006