Blood Porn

Gratuitously gory and violent images provided to the American public by the media in order to satisfy a seemingly insatiable desire and pseudo-sexual need for such imagery. The public seems to "get off" on these images/scenes, especially if the images include celebrities or pariahs who attract fascination or hatred.

Jimmy: They want Obama to release photos of dead Osama.
Craigar: Why?
Jimmy: They want proof that they really killed him.
Craigar: That's not it. If they didn't kill him, he'd be on Al Jazeera taunting and mocking us right now. People want revenge for 9/11 so bad that they need blood porn too - they'll so get off on that picture. No one will need to get laid for weeks after seeing that.

by Jobin Shabe May 31, 2011

blood bullet

a tampon

I need some blood bullets, my knickers are absolutely soaked!

by jamfsob August 13, 2003

blood from a stone

An unlikely event requiring much effort.

Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

Blood Job

a term used to describe a situation in which any person involved in a blow job (or blowjob) gets a bloody nose. This term could also be applied to any situation in which blood is involved in any way with the blow job.

"This dude over here just got a blood job. Check out all of that blood on him. Let us laugh heartily together now."

by Backseat Lover March 3, 2009

on the blood

a phrase meaning "i swear to the blood gang"

"On the blood, Jayquan be trippin' yo."
"real talk playa."

by T Hughes April 24, 2006

Techno Blood

People who define themselves as the true blooded european (even though it is their parents who are from the motherland); Euro's who define being Euro by god awful techno music, faux hawks, and tight bright dress shirts. Insist on chanting "PARRRTY ROCK BOOOYZ". Play techno 24/7, even if they are the only techno blood in the room.

Person1: I can't handle going to his house anymore
Person2: Why? Is it the techno beats?
Person1: Yes, exactly, I can't put up with it any longer. It's not real music. His friends love it though, it's all they listen to, its because he's Euro.
Person2: First thing - his parents are Euro. Second, stay away from the techno bloods.

by 3and1yumyum December 7, 2009

blood sword

Your cock after having sex with a girl on her period, covered in blood.

Ben: "I've shagged a girl on a period before..."
Tom: "Ewww, What the fuck man!?"
Jak: "BLOOD SWORD!"

by Wonderwake August 26, 2009