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girlfriend

Like having another car payment every month.
My girlfriend makes me buy her things.
by best definitions ever August 8, 2006
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Brofriends

Two straight men who are more than just friends; they're best friends and are often found talking/hanging out. A long term bromance.
where'd they go? "They left with their brofriends a while ago"
by derbear February 23, 2013
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First Girlfriend Confidence Boost

First girlfriend confidence boost or FGCB is a condition that occurs when someone who is socially awkward and has no history with women finally gets a girlfriend. They person will begin to think they are cool, even if there girlfriend is unattractive and they will think they are "the man" because their penis gets touched for the first time, failing to realize that everyone's has by now. They may try to act like a tough guy because they are taller than their girlfriend when in reality she is most likely just really short. The only cure for FGCB is a breakup which will destroy this newly found ego.
Jake kept talking about how much action he's getting, then tried to fight me, I think he's got a case of the First Girlfriend Confidence Boost.
by The Hershey Factory October 23, 2012
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The Girlfriend Buff

When a League of Legends player is in a game with his girlfriend so they'll try their best to show off to her and win the game.
Faker has the girlfriend buff, he's gonna tryhard the flex game.
by PayaFromKonoha September 11, 2021
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girlfriend

a girl who is dating every guy but YOU!
Tom has a girfriend, Mike has a girlfriend, but i don't.
by el niño October 1, 2007
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girlfriend rodeo

Whilst having sex with your woman, pref doggy style, secretly invite your friends to watch in your closet with a video camera, during intercourse, grab your womans hips and start screaming "GIRLFRIEND RODEOOOOO" on that que, your friends burst out of the closet parading around the bed screaming "GIRLFRIEND RODEOOOOO" and try to hold on to that bitch as long as you can.
hey man, you missed jons girlfriend rodeo last night, it was awesome, she ended up falling off her bed and kicking jon in the face knocking him out and then falling through his coffee table, luckily we have the video tape so you can watch it.
by j0nathan May 3, 2008
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Girlfriend sexy

A phrase referring to a woman whose hotness is something more than just raw sexual desirability. What makes her sexy is not measured in base terms like "how much would you pay to bang her," but rather by whether or not she is someone you would want to engage in a long-term or permanent relationship with. Usually, a girl who is "girlfriend sexy" possesses at least some wholesome, nurturing qualities and a good sense of humor in addition to being physically attractive. She's the kind of girl who you can bring home to meet your parents, and she usually has good mom potential.

Keep in mind that this definition is fairly subjective, since what makes a girl "girlfriend sexy" will always be dependent largely on what a guy is looking for in a girlfriend. Generally though, they are considered to be more "authentic" than the average hot chick, which can mean a lot of different things to a lot of different people.
Guy 1: "Why are you so hung up about that chick from your art class? There are plenty of chicks in this school who are sexier than her."

Guy 2: "You just don't get it-- she's the only one who's girlfriend sexy."
by MongooseFarmer July 24, 2012
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