bender

A person who does not know how to appropriately handle social situations, and tends to masturbate so furiously that their penis becomes somewhat "bent" to a particular direction.

"Hey man, did you see that bender over there?"
"Yeah, I have heard his cock is bent to the right! I think he may also be on the spectrum."

by agentsmith2181 June 3, 2017

bottom bender

A gay male that enjoys having a penis or other instruments inserted In his bottom whilst lying face down. Biting a pillow is optional

Person 1: Ray you are such a bottom bender!

Person 2: Yeah but its better than being a top Craig.

by Emma’s boys January 23, 2020

Pavement bender

A person of large mass.

“I couldn’t sit down on the bench because this pavement bender was taking up the whole thing.”

by Flares1976 October 11, 2020

Bender

a homosexual male, who typically bends over other males, no matter their sexuality

oh fucking hell mate, its that bender again! remember last time when he bent you over?

by AR544 January 28, 2022

buffet bender

When a person usually your uncle bends you over the kitchen table and buttfucks you

You: Yeah me uncle did the 'ole buffet bender on me last night

Friend: wtf?

by crusadesraids August 19, 2022

Bender

A person who works to change the sexuality of a straight person. In other words, work to bend them.

A) Yea, that guy is such a bender.

B) I think she's trying to bend me.

by UhHeyItsMe December 24, 2016

Bender

When Someone disappears for a day or more getting drunk and/ or high (shitfaced)

Frank: Where’ve you been Alex is 2 in the afternoon

Alex: I went on a bender last night & blacked out

by Anjolie May 12, 2018