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Burning Errands

To deal with and finalize a mass of personal tasks or errands all at once, often last minute and rushed.
Sundays are perfect days for burning errands.

I have so many bills I need to pay! I've got to hurry and burn all my errands.
by Ziolord December 24, 2020
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berning up

A reference to Bernie Sanders sitting with his arms crossed and his legs crossed at the 2021 inauguration. This position (now a popular meme) shows complete frustration and a strong desire to NOT be in the current situation. Hey, if I lost running for president twice, I'd be pissed as well.
Look at that kid over there berning up. He has his arms and legs crossed! He does NOT want to be here
by Feeling Kinda Naughty January 23, 2021
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Burning blankets to stay warm

Doing something that seems like a quick and easy solution to a problem, without thinking about the fact that it will only make the problem worse in the long term (ie. burning blankets might keep you warm for a short time, but once they're burned - they're gone and can't keep you warm anymore!).
Mate 1: Ah man, I keep getting told speeding fines are being sent to my old address. Luckily they don't know where I live now, so it's all good if I don't pay!

Mate 2: What? Mate, get those paid! Last thing you want is to get pulled over or lose your license over unpaid fines... you're just burning blankets to stay warm!
by lazyflyingtiger February 26, 2021
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Barkingspooders

Used to insult someone's computer by comparing it to the man who owns the lowest of the low.
your PC's barkingspooders level bro.
by RAMB0NE November 25, 2021
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Burning Shit Syndrome

Also known as BSS. It's that burning feeling in your ass during or after shitting due to eating spicy food.
Person A: Remember Jordan from the party a few weeks ago?
Person B: Yeah, why?
Person A: I heard he got diagnosed with Burning Shit Syndrome a few days ago.
Person B: Probably because he regularly eats chili bowls, the dumb fuck.
by shits-in-sinks February 8, 2022
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Burningmeow

Did you watch the new episode of the last ones?
yeah I always watch burningmeow
by Burningmeow September 30, 2022
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burning sofa

A word used often by old timers or those who are associated with the mafia. Meaning to go against the family values, or just anything to do with disruption of the family.. ie: to set the couch on fire.
It smells like burning sofa, sofa, like the couch, someone’s setting the couch on fire..
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.
by ToiletPooping RN January 4, 2023
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