Bald

What happens when you become an author/writer

Jake:Bro i'm never going to become an author!

James:Dude why not?

Jake:BeCaUsE I AiNt GoInG BaLd!

James: Oh

by mynameisjeff12344 September 10, 2019

Bald spot

That area on the back of a mans head generally named Sterling that is lacking hair. Can be seen from over 20 feet away. Sometimes it is also shiny.

Saw a guy at the store with a bald spot, it reminded me of Sterling on a Friday night!

by Bigdaddy81 December 21, 2017

bald fox

A hot chick with a bald pussy

Did u see that bald fox she is fine

by Bald fox October 17, 2017

Are you bald?

Another way to call someone dumb or stupid.

You lit a joint up while your parents were home? are you bald?

by olans June 4, 2017

balds

A hairless ballsack

I just shaved my balls so now i have balds

by Potetstappe March 15, 2018

disco bald

when a light reflects off of a bald man's head and illuminates the room

the room was instantly lit up when the sun shined through the window onto his head because he was disco bald

by pseudowoodoRoute36 February 18, 2017

do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair

The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

by DDDelvissweetheart February 18, 2017