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Bacon Dick

1. When you wake up from a long night of drinking and sweating, and your penis is covered in dick grease.

2. Your dick meat looks like it has the same texture as bacon.
by Jemnon March 21, 2012
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All Baconator

Being a dick to females on an Internet forum for no reason.
Man, Chris was going All Baconator on me after I posted that harmless picture, WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE ()!@**&#*&$
by saw1833 January 26, 2010
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Jamaican Bacon

A can of beer. The reason for this is that "beer can" said in a English accent also sounds like "bacon" said in a Jamaican accent and vice versa.
English: "Grab me some Jamaican Bacon while you're in the kitchen old chap, I'm extremely thirsty."

Jamacan: "Ya' waan fi get me sum beer can while you are at di butchaz? Me waant a sandwich, mon."
by Spambanjo2 May 3, 2012
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Bacon Lady

A large lady, who eats nothing but bacon all the time. She is fat and greasy and smells really bad.
My girlfriend turned into a bacon lady" "Sucked in, is her name Madi?
by dannyboy11771177 October 21, 2010
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bacon and pancakes

bacon pancakes bacon bacon pancakes put some bacon and i put it in a pancake
by reddit is basically pornhub February 1, 2021
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bacon meister

A large gothic red-haired, red-bearded man who has developed the secret to home made bacon
Damn I only have eggs... I sure wish I knew the bacon meister
by Lollipot July 20, 2013
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Bacon Fever

I'm getting sick, it must be Bacon Fever.

What?

Bacon Fever.... Swine Flu.

Oh. HERP DERP AHAHAA ROTFLOLMAO
by Bacon Fever Bob March 5, 2011
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