Bacon Dick

1. When you wake up from a long night of drinking and sweating, and your penis is covered in dick grease.

2. Your dick meat looks like it has the same texture as bacon.

You bacon dick mother fucker.

by Jemnon March 21, 2012

All Baconator

Being a dick to females on an Internet forum for no reason.

Man, Chris was going All Baconator on me after I posted that harmless picture, WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE ()!@**&#*&$

by saw1833 January 26, 2010

Jamaican Bacon

A can of beer. The reason for this is that "beer can" said in a English accent also sounds like "bacon" said in a Jamaican accent and vice versa.

English: "Grab me some Jamaican Bacon while you're in the kitchen old chap, I'm extremely thirsty."

Jamacan: "Ya' waan fi get me sum beer can while you are at di butchaz? Me waant a sandwich, mon."

by Spambanjo2 May 3, 2012

bacon and pancakes

bacon pancakes bacon bacon pancakes put some bacon and i put it in a pancake

bacon and pancakes sounds pretty good brb

by reddit is basically pornhub February 1, 2021

Tits on bacon

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.

"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

Bacon Fever

Alternative name for Swine Flu.

I'm getting sick, it must be Bacon Fever.

What?

Bacon Fever.... Swine Flu.

Oh. HERP DERP AHAHAA ROTFLOLMAO

by Bacon Fever Bob March 5, 2011

room bacon

The plate of bacon you order upon arrival to an all inclusive resort. Just in case the all inclusive resort fucks up the rest of the food for your stay.

“More room bacon to room 702 please! Also swing by the sunglasses guy and see what he’s got!”

by DJ Humidifier November 29, 2019