panda attack

the #1 cause of death in america

person 1: hey did you know that joe died of-

person 2: -yes i know... a panda attack

by qwerty472 July 6, 2011

Zhuang Attack

An asian or pacific islander that publicly embarasses themselves with their clothes that they wear everyday, bowl haircut, or "size"

"Wow, Eric was such a Zhuang Attack with his new haircut!"

by Antwonia October 12, 2011

Willy Attack

When one approaches an unsuspecting sat or laid down person, jumps on top and vigorously thrusts their flaccid penis in their face.

For maximum effect, it is repeated for at least three seconds or until a disgusted facial expression appears on the victims face.

Laura thoroughly enjoys Ben performing a willy attack.

by tim butter works October 14, 2011

fart attack

When one attacks another with farts.

1: What are doing?
2: Nothing.
1: Don't come any closer! I mean it!
2: Here you go!
1: Aaaahhhh! Fart attack!!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

Sack Attack

a death blow to the male genital area; can be done with one person or a group, results are painful and funny.

I'm friggin' sterile thanks to the guys giving a sack attack.

by shiesty February 9, 2003

black attack

When anyone of any race (but it works better when they're black) has an immediate outburst of pure ghettoness because of something just said, seen, or heard.

WHITE GIRL: I know you're just jealous of me. It's okay though.
BLACK GIRL: WHAT!?!? WHAT!?!? WATCHU SAY!?!?
A DIFFERENT BLACK GIRL: OH SNAP!! SHE GONE HAVE A BLACK ATTACK NOW!! EVERYBODY RUN!!

by BESTIE!! September 9, 2010

heart attack

something that's become more common since the creation of super-sized fast food

super size me-a good and insightful programme about over-weight troubles (although heart attack isn't one of them, but it's pretty obvious)

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall April 25, 2010