Hummingbird Anus 

A Hummingbird Anus is when the end of a joint is rolled so tight that it quickly becomes wet and unsmokable.

I'm not getting anything, it's tighter than a hummingbird anus

Hummingbird Anus by LogDog86 July 18, 2011

Prolapsed anus 

Ur bum hole which has fallen apart during a huge shit inwhich u push so hard ur anus come out.

Ohh shit my bum hole, I’ve got a prolapsed anus

Prolapsed anus by I’m gonna way ur ass February 8, 2018

squirrel anus

Often happens after a case of hemorrhoids; Squirrel Anus is a condition under which your sphincter closes extremely tight, so much so that once you begin a bowel movement, your feces are small acorn shaped nuggets.

My wife yelled at me for being in the bathroom for forty minutes this morning. Little did she know that I had the squirrel anus.

squirrel anus by Rodger Simmons November 12, 2014

Fire Anus

When you eat too much Taco Bell with too much hot sauce

Hey bro I have fire anus

Fire Anus by Xx_mineShafter69_xX October 28, 2018

gayness anus 

A male who is sexually aroused by the same gender and whats his anus to be penetrated, this means he is gay, so he has a gayness anus.

(some one does something really dumb and is annoying)

"ugh, why do you have such a gayness anus"

gayness anus by sammyboy147 March 26, 2019

slip and bleed from the anus

the fun childhood game of Slip and Slide where you put a piece of yellow plastic on the front lawn, covered it with water, run and slide accross it. However, Slip and Bleed From the Anus is the same game, but dad forgot to check for rocks beofre he set it down.

"...this game would have been much more fun if dad had remembered to check for rocks before he set it down. Slip and Bleed From the Anus they should have called this game!"

slip and bleed from the anus by Taners April 22, 2006

Famous Anus 

1. Having too many Famous Amos cookies, therefore giving you horrible diarrhea.

2. Accidentally dropping your cookie in milk and forgetting that it's there until you get done drinking it. The blob that's left forms a doo-doo shape called a Famous Anus.

"Dude, I shouldn't have eaten so many cookies. Now I got the Famous Anus"

"What is that? Oh, I forgot I dropped that in there earlier. I'm not gonna eat that Famous Anus"

Famous Anus by Charbickus March 21, 2008