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Indie Wank

An individual, usually a teenager, that predominantly dresses in Indie clothes, usually consisting of any of the following:

Anything from Topshop
Skinny Jeans
'Tea Towel' Scarves
Pixie Boots
Necklaces with very long chains and huge pendants
Huge Plastic Sunglasses
Huge, flowery dresses that belong in a Maternity Section

And will generally be into any bands found on Myspace and aren't at all well known or liked by anyone.
Indie Wanks:

Kate Moss
Any Teenager who shops in Topshop
A Vast majority of the Kids on Myspace
by NixPix July 18, 2007
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indie rock

Music that Americans CAN NOT MAKE. Interpol, The Killers, The Shins, these are examples of worthless American 'indie' bands. Good indie bands with a message and style include: Babyshambles, The Cribs, The Arctic Monkeys, wow how about that they are all ENGLISH.
Indie rock is the best genre of music these days.
by Urban Dictionary September 25, 2005
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indie kid

An Indie Kid is usually between 13 and 20. They make their entire personality based off the fact they don't listen to anything slightly mainstream. They are usually assholes, difficult to be around and incredibly shallow. They will often pick their social circle wisely based off of the music they listen to, the way they dress, the places they hang out etc.

They love indie music until one of their songs chart or they get signed to a major record label. Then they'll typically say things like "their old music was so much better", "it's a shame they're sellouts now", "i hate their new music"

Usually they will grow out of this phase, if not please consult your doctor asap.
Normal Person: Hey, have you listened to mainstream artist}'s new album?
Indie Kid: Ugh! NO! They are so manufactured! Nothing comes from their soul! You should really listen to Unknown shitty Soundcloud band. They are so much better
by willy nilly <3 August 3, 2021
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indie aesthetic

A person who is better than others as they know about more underground things. ShaDog is the prophet of Indie-ness as she listens to the artist Steve Lacy and spends her days in TruBru and Humble where they infuse their food with “not being like other girl” vibes and “i don’t listen to that, they’re so mainstream”.
“Woah Vonne ur so indie aesthetic!!!” said collarbone Sam

“PREACHHHH I know I am ;)” responded Shadog
by webl££dtogether April 17, 2022
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Indy Effect

When an individual partakes in queueing (for Ten Mans, or Ranked) and all other participants of the event leaves the queue.
"Yo I think Indy is about to join TM queue"|
"Lmfao I'm good, I'm heading out"
"Ah, the classic Indy Effect"
by Indy Is Maldini July 11, 2021
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FIFA Indie

High pitched, fast-paced indie music found in the videogame FIFA. It usually has a very distinct sound and is very recognizable. Though sometimes a bit boring.
Him: "I recognize that song"
Me: "No, it's just FIFA Indie"
by TP-DAWG April 11, 2020
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Indie Helmet

Beanie with a crispy fold that sits above the ears. Preferably black with no logos. Must be indie kid for it to be an indie helmet or else it’s just a douche beanie.
Yo dawg sick indie helmet, oh your heads getting cold and you wanna hit the mosh pit? I can hold it for you in my tote bag with my new vinyl.
by Jawny jawnson January 30, 2020
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