2 inch punnisher

Small penis

Little jonny had a 2 inch punnisher and made all the girls run

by Squalid May 17, 2023

Two-inch

A derogatory term for a colleague saying their like a two inch penis a useless F-ing tool

Fuck sake two-inch is at it again he's put the tractor in a ditch

by Slack rat May 19, 2023

1 inch

is more than enough and has a great personality

Mark: Hey bro, I have 1 inch

Steven: OMG BRO YOUR PACKING

Mark: I know right

Steven: How does that even fit in your pants bro

Mark: I don’t even know

1 inch is more than enough and if you say any different then your not invited to my birthday party

by Mayonnaiseonaburger June 6, 2023

inch

it means that you are small, you dont measure in feats?

dude, its only inches?!!!??!?!?

by ppgenerator February 6, 2023

Grow 4 inch

when a man’s manhood expands in size

That Jen could make you grow 4 inch overnight

by mrhollywood February 12, 2023

inch

The most unfortunate metric measurement of mankind.
Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger.
Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself.
"What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men.

So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.

Her: How big is it?

Him: Oh about 5 inches.

Her: Really?!

Him: Yes, why?

Her: ...

by derogatory remarks October 25, 2023

1 inch

In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America

Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it

by JamesAlanSmith October 25, 2023