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Lunch Adultery 

The act of having lunch with a co-worker other than your monogamous dining partner.
Chris: Where were you at lunch?
Paul: Oh, Rich and I went out to Donahue's for a steak and cheese.

Chris: Was I not at my desk when you left
Paul: No, you were there.

Chris: You just comitted lunch adultery. I hope you had to fake all of your laughs at his awful jokes!
Lunch Adultery by dOPARIS February 5, 2010
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adulteress 

A woman who is so tired of her husband's love of the 'missionary' position that she looks for someone else to 'scratch her itch'.

Perhaps one of the few times where a woman is seeking sex for a purely physical need (like men) rather than for an emotional or spiritual connection.
After years of having Jeff lie on top of her, Nicole started to see that being an adulteress might be a way of finally having an orgasm.
adulteress by Vixen November 25, 2004

adultophile 

A person who is under the legal age to look at porn, but looks at it anyways.
Person 1:You look at porn?
Person 2:uh yeah
Person 1:You adultophile!
Person 2: SO?
adultophile by Megan Brown April 1, 2007
Depressed people who always like to blame all young people and kids for just a few or some bad kids
Adults: Kids these are are ignorant assholes

Good Kid: I am respectful I never curse my parents out
Adults by Fuckrudepeople June 8, 2017

Adulting 

A word a basic white girl says when they want to say that being an adult is hard while constantly thinking social media is much more important that IRL
It's so hard sweeping a floor and is totally not a basic chore # aadulting #lifesux #givemelikesinfacebookplsss ineeditiwanttofeelnbotbasicwhilebeingbasic
Adulting by creepyawman17 January 5, 2021

Adulting 

A term used by people who are incapable of growing up or maturing and is often followed by complaints or excuses.
Wow! Becky is really good at “adulting”.

When in reality this person no longer wishes to act like a child and decides to move forward in life.
Adulting by EJake December 26, 2018

adultery 

chat rooms are known for harboring married people looking
for sex on the side. Generally, the single babe or guy has no problems with fucking a married person since if they are in chat rooms - both are losers.
Hi: my name is marshall
Hi: my name is robin
hi robin, can I come over and ass fuck you.
sure you can - I love married cock and adultery is just temporary love.
adultery by smarty pants1130 April 19, 2006