A bowl movement that only requires one wiping of toilet paper to remove all of the poop residue from one's anus. A one wipe shit usually falls out of the anus at a high velocity and has a very solid, low liquid form; yet, it produces no splash back from the toilet bowl water.
I ate so much fiber that my poop dropped out of my anus and barely left any residue, requiring only one wipe to clean my butt hole. I wish that all of my daily shits were one wipe shits so that I could save money on toilet paper.
Mentioned on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11
Mentioned on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11
by pzeke August 14, 2011
Get the one wipe shitmug. by WaywardPrincess May 23, 2019
Get the pb&j wipemug. by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018
Get the One Swipe Wipemug. The act of optimizing one's time on social media while using the toilet. Originally discovered for Tinder, hence the 'swipe', but can be applied to the use of any social media platform.
When Paul's mother busted open the bathroom door, she found him engrossed in his morning Swipe n' Wipe.
by baba bubbler May 26, 2016
Get the Swipe n' Wipemug. To clean, or remove the excrement from the exterior of one's anus, so as to maintain hygiene and remove any odour; with emphasis on 'Bradley' signifying the anus as a colloquialism.
by Noonga Spoonga June 29, 2009
Get the Wipe my Bradleymug. by Rolo0612 March 12, 2009
Get the Wet N' Wipemug. There is no poop that doesn't require a wipe, because to confirm it doesn't need a wipe, you would need to wipe once.
by worm1234 August 9, 2012
Get the Zero Wipe Paradoxmug.