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candy crew

An elitest group for small minded cheerleaders and or followers of the female sex. Usually found with silly nicknames like Candy and Gummy Bear.
"Oh my god did you see what Candy did to her mom's house? What a dumbfuck!
by Commodore64 March 30, 2004
mugGet the candy crewmug.

mommy candy

obviously middle-aged man who over-grooms himself in an effort to appeal to younger women, but whose age makes his appeal only work on women his age who think they're still 20 somethings, too.
"Did you see Chelsea's dad, rocking the Abercrombie? Total mommy candy."
by torngc September 8, 2009
mugGet the mommy candymug.

Candy-father

Another term for Sugar daddy, as interpreted by a brilliant Taiwanese PhD student. A wealthy, usually older man who gives expensive gifts to a young person in return for sexual favors or companionship.
CHW: Is he her Candy-father?!!
AKK: Her what?!??!?
CHW: Her Candy-father! CANDY-FATHER!!!!
AKK: OOOOHHHHHH! HER SUGAR DADDY!
by HughJundies July 7, 2012
mugGet the Candy-fathermug.

Smart Candy

The candy seen across campus during the time of exams.. Commonly in little orange pills or time release capsules..
1."What you doing tonight?"
2."Ima take some smart candys and cram all night to pass my final"
1. "good luck, you got any extra?"
by g8r boy July 6, 2010
mugGet the Smart Candymug.

andes candies

having anal sex after rubbing vick's vapo rub on your penis.
it give a burning and cooling sensation all at the same time.

so called because andies candies is mint covered in chocolate
my girl wanted to try somthn new and was workin my last nerve so i used vicks instead of lube and gave her some andes candies. that shut her up
by CHINO MALO October 3, 2007
mugGet the andes candiesmug.

Retard Candy

The last candy picked from a communal candy dish after all the "better" candies are chosen. Similiar to the selection process on a playground. The Retard is always the last one picked.
Susan brought in Jolly Ranchers for her candy dish, but I better quick there quick. Last time, I ended up with raspberry which we all know is Retard Candy.
by MJSch1 October 19, 2009
mugGet the Retard Candymug.

Rare Candy

An Asian girl with big boobs and/or ass. Finding Asians with these assets is difficult, thus the "rare" part. Also based off the item in the Pokémon series that is hard to find.
John: "Yo did you see that Asian girl?!"
Tyrese: "Yea bruh she's a total rare candy. Biggest tits on an Asian I've ever saw."
by RickDaHylianWarrior August 8, 2014
mugGet the Rare Candymug.

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