Jards on a bender

dark skinned, stinks of shit
wonky teeth homeless because cant afford braces or teeth

'Shit' is a synonym to the noun 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬

person 1: rahtid look at dem ruluum man over there styll
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends

This is an example of "Jards on a bender"

by cahlielongwoodstyll September 29, 2020

Bender Weather

When the weather feels perfect for a good old fashion bender. Bender weather comes in all seasons but Fall hits a little different.

Stepped outside to feel the bender weather, time to get a case of beer.

by Natty_Nate September 29, 2020

BV on a bender

Bacterial viagnosis, at its peak.

Bv on a bender; Well a bender is a big fa party, so the BV is popping off.

by BV on a bender aka disco minge October 10, 2020

Pavement bender

A person of large mass.

“I couldn’t sit down on the bench because this pavement bender was taking up the whole thing.”

by Flares1976 October 11, 2020

buffet bender

When a person usually your uncle bends you over the kitchen table and buttfucks you

You: Yeah me uncle did the 'ole buffet bender on me last night

Friend: wtf?

by crusadesraids August 19, 2022

Tender bender

Whe your having sex as fast as you can and your penis slips out, hitting the taint or the butthole causing it to bend in half.

I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK

by Sick Em D August 24, 2022

bender kinnie

A person who kins the character Bender from Futurama
Basically a emo bitch with BPD

Also I'd you kin bender your mist likely a dazai kinnie. Emo 💀

I am a bender kinnie.

by Stariamp3 November 10, 2022