G.I. butt wipe

During World wars I and II,American foot soldiers were only issued about 10 individual squares of toilet paper to keep backpack weight and volume to a minimum.If a soldier needed to wipe his butt,he would take one square of toilet paper and fold it into quarters. He would then tear out a semicircular portion from the common corner which left a hole in the middle of the paper when unfolded.He would then stick his forefinger through the hole and wipe his ass with the protruding finger. The paper was grasped at the base of the finger with the free hand while the soiled finger was slowly pulled free of the paper.The contaminated square was then discarded and the corner previously removed was used to clean from under the fingernail.

When the toilet paper roll starts getting low,I will generally implement the G.I. butt wipe procedure.

by wolfbait51 May 08, 2011

one wipe shit

A bowl movement that only requires one wiping of toilet paper to remove all of the poop residue from one's anus. A one wipe shit usually falls out of the anus at a high velocity and has a very solid, low liquid form; yet, it produces no splash back from the toilet bowl water.

I ate so much fiber that my poop dropped out of my anus and barely left any residue, requiring only one wipe to clean my butt hole. I wish that all of my daily shits were one wipe shits so that I could save money on toilet paper.

Mentioned on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11

by pzeke August 11, 2011

pb&j wipe

When a girl wipes after pooping while on her period resulting in a red and brown “pb&j wipe”

It’s oddly satisfying to get a pb&j wipe while on my period.

by WaywardPrincess May 23, 2019

Wet N' Wipe

When your girls nails are wet, and she requires your assistance to wipe her vagina after she pees.

Babe, I need a Wet N' Wipe 'cause my nails aren't dry yet!!

by Rolo0612 March 12, 2009

Wipe my Bradley

To clean, or remove the excrement from the exterior of one's anus, so as to maintain hygiene and remove any odour; with emphasis on 'Bradley' signifying the anus as a colloquialism.

Amber didn't know if she had enough paper left so she questioned if she should 'Wipe my Bradley'

by Noonga Spoonga June 29, 2009

One Swipe Wipe

Only having to wipe one’s asshole once after an amazing silk dook.

I just took a perfect shit. No remnants. I did a one swipe wipe and I was on my way.

by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2018

Swipe n' Wipe

The act of optimizing one's time on social media while using the toilet. Originally discovered for Tinder, hence the 'swipe', but can be applied to the use of any social media platform.

When Paul's mother busted open the bathroom door, she found him engrossed in his morning Swipe n' Wipe.

by baba bubbler May 26, 2016