plant sex

when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.
by plantsix February 18, 2021
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Silly plants

A word disguised as the word weed
by Taperoid March 30, 2024
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sky plant

sky plant is weed, cannabis that gets you so high you feel like your in the sky
man 1: yo I got you the weed

man 2: is it a sky plant?

man 1: fuck yeah
by LIl NAZ May 25, 2018
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Weinstein a potted plant

Masturbating in an inappropriate manner, usually without the consent of another person in the room.
Matt Lauer was fired likely because he bragged about how he Weinstein a potted plant with his female assistant nearby.
by Chazz de Plume November 30, 2017
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Plant Gang

A gang that respects the vets and the classes of 2022.
by Moneyandmilk_ April 18, 2019
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Plant Gang

The art known as 'Plant Gang' is the art of using a fish's cum to impregnate a woman. 9 months later the woman has at least 13 mutant fish children.
by PikBoi June 12, 2020
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