Where to start....? First of all, Laura Maria's are very smart, they always know a good advice or an answer. They are always there for you when you need them. They can be very hot if they want and are also very pretty. I hope that everyone gets to know a Laura-Maria in his Life. Thank you for existing!
Me:Ugh,I don't understand this! Laura Maria can you help me?
Laura-Maria:Should I explain it to you?
Me:Yes, please that would be really helpful!
Laura-Maria: No problem!
Laura-Maria:Should I explain it to you?
Me:Yes, please that would be really helpful!
Laura-Maria: No problem!
by ilovemylife123456789 November 22, 2021
Get the Laura Mariamug. Part 1
A Tiea is an X-member of the 229 and therefore a 229'er. Not to be confused with being in the X-Men. However, she is a mutant. Her powers are more honorable as she seeks to destroy all lies. Like Krystola, she will cast spells on your ass but not with sparklers. She will walk around your house with sticks and lit candles when she does you in. Don't need no stinking sparklers!!
Tia-Maria's are beautiful and amazing creatures. They love having fun and have beautiful smiles.
Tiea's are also prone to mood swings and sitting in truck for prolonged periods of time. One must first observe her mood from a distance before approaching. If it's safe you may approach a Tiea but if not it's better to wait until you see a smile. She has a spectacular smile.
Tiea will make you biscuits and they are grander than Grands especially when she puts strawberries in them. She will also keep you alive when she let's you eat the food she stockpiles but sometimes other members do not like that you can F up all the food you want so beware plotting IS afoot.
Tiea's will take you arrowhead digging when they find out you wanna go so bad.
Tiea's will wash clothes nonstop too and use up ALLLL the Tide in the house.
Tiea's also mix up cheap laundry soap in the Tide bottle but don't tell Triple D.
See part 2- if you can handle it??!
A Tiea is an X-member of the 229 and therefore a 229'er. Not to be confused with being in the X-Men. However, she is a mutant. Her powers are more honorable as she seeks to destroy all lies. Like Krystola, she will cast spells on your ass but not with sparklers. She will walk around your house with sticks and lit candles when she does you in. Don't need no stinking sparklers!!
Tia-Maria's are beautiful and amazing creatures. They love having fun and have beautiful smiles.
Tiea's are also prone to mood swings and sitting in truck for prolonged periods of time. One must first observe her mood from a distance before approaching. If it's safe you may approach a Tiea but if not it's better to wait until you see a smile. She has a spectacular smile.
Tiea will make you biscuits and they are grander than Grands especially when she puts strawberries in them. She will also keep you alive when she let's you eat the food she stockpiles but sometimes other members do not like that you can F up all the food you want so beware plotting IS afoot.
Tiea's will take you arrowhead digging when they find out you wanna go so bad.
Tiea's will wash clothes nonstop too and use up ALLLL the Tide in the house.
Tiea's also mix up cheap laundry soap in the Tide bottle but don't tell Triple D.
See part 2- if you can handle it??!
229'er- Who's that sitting in that truck over there?
Princess Weirdo- Gasps as she takes an step backwards saying stand back!! It's a tiea-Maria!!!
229'er 2-What's a Tiea-Maria, PW?
Princess Weirdo- Nobody knows they just mysteriously appeared. Don't go over there! Let me observe her mood.
229'er 1- I'm so very scared right now!
Princess Weirdo- No stay away!! It's not safe for you to approach TM! Imma go visit her though.
Princess Weirdo- Gasps as she takes an step backwards saying stand back!! It's a tiea-Maria!!!
229'er 2-What's a Tiea-Maria, PW?
Princess Weirdo- Nobody knows they just mysteriously appeared. Don't go over there! Let me observe her mood.
229'er 1- I'm so very scared right now!
Princess Weirdo- No stay away!! It's not safe for you to approach TM! Imma go visit her though.
by Princess Weirdo January 16, 2022
Get the Tiea-Mariamug. French Toast made with baileys, kalua, egg nog, eggs, spices,and french or sour dough bread. This is a traditional meal made on Christmas Morning only, MORE then one serving per year can kill a man!
by mrplant December 27, 2011
Get the the ave mariamug. A girl named Maria João is usually one of the best friends you can have. She is very quiet and shy around new people, but that’s just because she is judging if you are worthy of their precious time (not to be wasted on dull weird people, understandably). Once she has decided you’re trustworthy, she will lit up your life! She is goofy, funny, deadly gorgeous, super smart and usually small, but she stands her ground. Etymologically a “maryjane” is gracious and kind but once trust is betrayed, she will forever remember that – which is basically true, so better not to mess with her! Living well is important to her, and she will be happy when well fed. She overthinks basically every human interaction ever to exist, but in a day-to-day basis she is easy-going, practical, self-reliant, stoic and ambitious. She pours her heart in everything she does and has a way of understanding the heart of the ones in need. She is determined and will keep going when others would’ve given up ten kilometers back, even if she has doubts on her potential. She can be so down-to-earth that sometimes their gaze tips downwards (and focus on the negatives rather than the possibilities) and should be be encouraged to believe in her gigantic potential and dream the dreams she deserves. Maria João will always have your back and love you even if you are not the type of person that wants to run a marathon like she does. She is the best person towards the people she loves the most and is the best hugger.
Random person 1: That girl is f*cking incredible!
Random person 2: What were you expecting? She is a Maria João.
Random person 2: What were you expecting? She is a Maria João.
by potapatohartis December 11, 2021
Get the Maria Joãomug. This is a girl that is quite quiet but amazingly talented, she is probably flexible and graceful. She is smart and isn’t one of those people that sits on a computer all day, she is very sweet. She can be a bit shy at times but once you get to know her she is extremely empathetic and kind.
by Twixie74 March 30, 2021
Get the Hana-Mariamug. The kindest, selfless, most beautiful girl.
She's the prettiest, she tries her best to make everyone around her feel loved and like they are in the right place, she has a smile that lights up every room she steps in, she feels everything so deeply, she's just breathtaking. You will love her as soon as you see her true self
She's the prettiest, she tries her best to make everyone around her feel loved and like they are in the right place, she has a smile that lights up every room she steps in, she feels everything so deeply, she's just breathtaking. You will love her as soon as you see her true self
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Maria Lauramug. The kindest, selfless, most beautiful girl.
She's the prettiest, she tries her best to make everyone around her feel loved and like they are in the right place, she has a smile that lights up every room she steps in, she feels everything so deeply, she's just breathtaking. You will love her as soon as you see her true self
She's the prettiest, she tries her best to make everyone around her feel loved and like they are in the right place, she has a smile that lights up every room she steps in, she feels everything so deeply, she's just breathtaking. You will love her as soon as you see her true self
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Maria Lauramug.