Dropping your reading medal in the toilet

Loosing your virginity

I love dropping your reading medal in the toilet

by Squad1048104 April 26, 2019

Reading

Staring at a dead piece of wood for hours hallucinating

James: "How was reading?"
Bill: "Great this dead peice of wood is amazing."
James: "Im sure you had a great hallucination Bill ."

by NikleBeri May 8, 2019

sophie read

The most amazing person isn’t the entire world, you should praise her, she is amazing, a goddess, marry her!!! If your name starts with a G you are a perfect match!!! She is so pretty, green eyed, dirty blonde hair. Not a hoe at all just an amazing girl

“Hey is that Sophie read ”
“Yeh make sure you marry her when you get the chance”

by Derekkkkkkkkllmateeeee October 20, 2020

Asshole Reading

"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.

Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."

by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024

let me read my book

This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture

Look it’s a person who wants to read their book (LMRMB) #ultrarare #takeapic let me read my book

by CHOPFINGER December 6, 2021

Read the patch notes?

A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.

"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"

by The Alcorus November 23, 2020

Reading

An introvert's sad excuse for life.

Tom: Hi Bianca!
Bianca: .........
Tom: Are you doing anything after school?
Bianca: Reading.
Tom: Oh.

(Tom walks off.)

by Cavetown fan 🤟 October 4, 2020