Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.

Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.

by MG Lambo June 12, 2014

Cock Withdraw

When a woman is madly in love with a man and has been deprived of a sucking, licking, fondling, holding, making love, or most importantly being fucked by her man's cock, she may enter a depression, become unbelievably needy, clingy, horny, sex crazed, emotional, cry, and bitchy. Symptoms worsen the longer she goes without her man's cock inside her. If left untreated, she can go insane.

Damn, his girl is being so crazy and bitchy, she must be going through cock withdraw. Her boyfriend better fuck her nice and good before she goes insane!

by evafoxy May 24, 2018

Donut with sprinkles

What you call your anus after you've dusted it with glitter.

Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald tonight."

by SimianFriday March 5, 2019

crab with a knife

It's a Crab with a Knife

Don't piss off a crab with a knife.

by SuperMemeBros December 17, 2019

Gamble with your soul

to sell your soul or bet it by basically risking your life for anything

1 way: Rondo will gamble with your soul. 2nd way: i cant take this i need her i have to gamble with my soul.

by LilDurksGrillz January 14, 2021

John Witherspoon Basketball Team

The John Witherspoon Basketball Squad was usually not the best. The 2019-2020 team was the best of all time. The team put up historic numbers. Running point, Alex had the most wide open layups in league history. Shooting guard, Remy had insane numbers all around, he had the most 3’s in franchise history and the highest 3’s% in league history. Small Foward, Pasquale has set the record of most techs and most fights in league history, he averaged about 4.2 fights per game. At Power forward, John Robert was a really good player, he got recruited to play in New Hampshire. John Robert had the most blocks in league history with 11.3 per game. Starting center was 6’ 9” Jihad. Jihad was one of the best centers in league history as he averaged 24.2 rebounds per game. This starting 5 was amazing and there bench also was really good as they put up the most numbers for being on the bench. This squad was coach by the one and only Coach Carter (AKA 🛒 👂). One of the reasons why Witherspoon played so well was due to the massive fan section. Some fans gave Alex some Gobstoppers, this gave him the energy he needed. The fan section was helpful because they always made tons of noise when the opponents were shooting. The best part about this team was that after the games ended, Carter would play a game in the locker room, it was dodge ball but with markers and only Carter could throw them. Carter ended up winning coach of the day one day. This is a season for the books.

I don’t wanna play against the John Witherspoon Basketball Team because they will fuck me in the ass.

by issajokebro February 11, 2021

Beast from Within

An astoundingly huge and horrible fart; the kind that can clear a room, or even an entire grocery store – a fart from which there is no escape for innocent bystanders.

The act of letting such a fart is to "set loose the Beast from Within."

"Hey, why is everybody leaving?"
"Don't go in there!"
"Why not?"
"Frank just set loose the Beast from Within!"

by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008