nelli weird

a girl who has trust issues because boy's use her all the time, she has commitment issues and will never actually believes people

Person 1: i'm talking to nelli weird
Person 2: she's a crazy person tho

by nelli weird January 15, 2020

weird porno philosophy

Unusual ideas and take-away themes from adult films or publications. The ideas/themes can be anything from amusing to disgusting to enlightening.

You can find weird porno philosophy from some of the following titles:

“Missionary Impossible”
“Romeo in Juliet”
“The Bone Ranger “
“Sorest Rump”

...and more...

by yes juanito yes September 01, 2022

Weird Fart

A obfuscated souding fart.

I was playing Rocket League with the boys and suddenly, *Thwat*, A WEIRD FART BY TY!

by s1nny August 22, 2019

Republicans are weird

A white male who is culturally intolerant and pushes alt-right fascist propaganda. May engage in comb overs, factitious disorders, ramblings, couch love, dolphin porn, or cat fights. Synonyms: creep, controlling, Donald, J. D. Vance

Them: Did you see the RNC convention? The line-up was a bad flashback of the 90s and the audience dressed in costumes with ear bandages mocking their own candidate.
Me: Republicans are weird.

by Cr8zy Cat Lady July 30, 2024

weird ketchup

Weird ketchup is referring to any unknown red substance you could find, such as a spillled bloody mary, blood, or hot sauce.

There's some weird ketchup on the floor over there.

by ilikekamenrider March 14, 2024

weird beer

The can (or bottle) of beer that is left in your fridge for weeks/months/years and almost certainly is of a unique flavor that is only suitable to a particular palate. Many times weird beer is brought to another social occasion (since you are too cheap to go out and buy a new six-pack that you know others will enjoy) and it will then be passed on to another for the beer to sit all alone in their fridge.

(Bob - looking in Tony’s fridge) — Hey Tony, is see some nice flavors in here. You are really into Pils and IPAs these days, but what the hell is this Pumpkin-Chili-Porter?! (Tony - Responding to Bob) — Yeah, Travis brought that over (freaking cheapskate) it was from that Halloween party he had last year. (Bob - responding to Tony) - I ain’t touching that weird beer…

by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe March 14, 2024

weird wipe

A wipe that was not asked for or needed.

ew, that was a weird wipe.

by themattblackshow November 01, 2017