As women age, the often get sharp dark hairs on and around their chins (like a wicked witch ;). This phrase can be useful in remembering to check and then pluck said hairs. Every Wednesday, check for stray hairs.
If you remember Witch Wednesday, you'll never catch a surprise hair while you're out in public and can't do anything about it.
by Someone Brilliant August 22, 2014

Telling someone to "get in line on Wednesday" is a sarcastic reference to a figurative time and place to go when you are telling them to fuck off.
( i.e. kiss my ass, get the fuck outta here)
( i.e. kiss my ass, get the fuck outta here)
Dude, you are such a dick! Why don't you "get in line on Wednesday" with all your asshole friends so I don't have waste time repeating myself when I tell you all to fuck off?? It will just be faster that way!!!
Bitch, "Get in line on Wednesday" and fuck off with everyone else!
Bitch, "Get in line on Wednesday" and fuck off with everyone else!
by THEFAIRYGODMOTHERINBOOTS December 17, 2020

In the middle of the work week, on Wednesday, one resorts to recreational cannabis consumption to help themselves through the rest of the week (much like white wine Wednesdays).
I am now a dedicated follower of the weed Wednesdays movement especially after the beginning of the pandemic.
by Jeffreylicious September 16, 2021

fr fr its already wednesday
damn gotta eat a pack of altoids
you know it
wintergreen
you know it brother
yeah
yeah
damn gotta eat a pack of altoids
you know it
wintergreen
you know it brother
yeah
yeah
by amongus man January 12, 2022

Smashed magnified to another dimension, as if I as a person was a carnival or a knight in medieval times.
by ChickInLimbo December 4, 2010

by peoplearecrazy April 18, 2022
