WalMart

A place where overly sized balooga whale looking ass people who take way too much time on those scooters who a4e Shit parents. A place where Most of the time people play the game, "is it sleeping or is it dead"

People of walmart

by IphoneSlayer1713 March 26, 2017

walmöp

A little creature known as walmöp based on a walerus it manly lives in backjards and usually eats berries

Oh look at that cute walmöp !

by Lulu55 January 20, 2017

Walmart Aggie

A fan of the Texas A&M University who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following:

-$5.00 Aggie shirt bought at Wal-Mart

-Mullet

-NASCAR hat

-Hunting clothes

"YEAH MAN! Gig-em!!!"

"Who's that?"

"Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Aggie"

by Jaydigital December 19, 2017

walmart flu

The flu like cold that goes around Walmart every year, slowly getting worse until it disappears. In some people, it turns to pneumonia

"Shit, I caught the Walmart flu."

"Don't give it to me!"

by KLeonheart May 15, 2018

Walmart ready

Last nights make up, need to wash your hair and you are in your laundry day clothes? It's okay you can go out in Public you are "Walmart ready"!

I can't go to Target look at me I'm "Walmart ready".

by willyd1968 August 25, 2018

Walmart Yodel Boy

White country boy who is yodeling in the middle of walmart

Walmart Yodel Boy: "Lord I love to hear her when she calls me swEEET DAAADdddy"

by $Guru May 21, 2018

Walmart

WAL-MART: verb. To shop in a thrifty and often ghetto fashion in a store also referred to as "wally world".

Walmart, it's what we do.

by Heyjessiejoe June 4, 2018