Wesley (Winston, Gerome)

Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.

Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”

Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”

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by -B. (The mom of Ris.) September 22, 2023

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Wesley

People named Wesley are the sexiest people around, they always brighten up your day and turn you on just by listening to their voice or seeing their body or face. They have the most amazing singing voice that can make you nut in just a second and also are incredibly smart. Just having them tutor you for an hour will help your grades go up by 15 percent. They are exceptionally good at math and science and always get full marks in tests. Especially in EOY English tests. They have the sexiest Moustaches and are the tallest and manliest and hottest men out there. They are most compatible with Ruth's but they are extremely weak against Marcy's and Tasty's.

Person 1: Oh my god is he a Wesley? I heard they're very nice in bed. Person 2: He's mine don't even look at him. Person 1: Keep dreaming we both know we have no chance with him because we're not a Ruth.

by Wesleyissexy October 15, 2023

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Wesley

Wesley is a person that belongs with a Joan. He's had a sketchy past but is trying to get on the mend . His biggest downfall is what he thinks makes him great but it's simply "clear" he's a better man without it. His Joan adores him and usually is panicking because Wesley's don't talk to often so it's unsettling . He belongs with a Joan. N they make one another better people together.

Wow where is that Wesley's Joan? Idk or thi k she does either Wesley's don't speak such things aloud usually.

by WesleysJoan November 7, 2023

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Wesleyworld18

The cool YouTube man aka me wesley is obsessed with don’t starve, terraria, and fallout

Wesleyworld18: hey wanna play a game

Confusing joke guy: sure we could play terraria or maybe dst
Wesleyworld18: let’s play terraria
Confusing joke guy: ok im gonna set up the server
Wesleyworld18: ok while you do that im gonna watch a discord stream
Discord: joining sound
Cursorjustvanished: I think that’s it (Leaves)
Hatye: sorry wesley the stream just ended

Wesleyworld18: ok that’s fine
Wesleyworld18: (joins OrangE VC)
NotLoser and TRC Wolf: being the self’s
Confusing joke guy: the server started
Wesleyworld18: ok let’s play

by Wesleyworld18 November 20, 2023

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