vegan sugar

noun, adj: an extremely annoying and mean person who is manipulative towards her 'friends' and army who follow her blindly. Fairly certian her brother is Voldemort

"Ugh this girl just emailed me something really mean."
"Don't mind her she's just a vegan sugar."

by veg ansh atec lub November 27, 2016

Vegan Butcher

A Farmer.

Boy, the rain really has done a number on these carrots, Jules! Let’s hope the Vegan Butcher can still hear their screams as he breaks them down.

by Mauro’s angels June 4, 2018

humanist vegan

slang/underground term for cannibal, used in deep web & blogging circles to avoid notice

"As a humanist vegan, I'm very concerned with the diet of the person I'm having over for dinner."

by dond42 July 17, 2017

Accidentally Vegan

A pre-packaged food that was never intended to be vegan by it's creators, but is so artificial that they forgot to put animal products in it.

"Can vegans eat Oreos?"

"Yeah, they're accidentally vegan- thank god."

by S_H_V June 25, 2020

computer vegan

A person who will only use software and/or hardware approved by the Free Software Foundation and/or RMS. How can you tell if someone is a computer vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

She's such a computer vegan. She just ordered a special FSF-approved laptop and is telling everyone about it.

by MikeyELC November 14, 2019

vegan potluck

Formal name for a lesbian orgy. Participants usually are encouraged to bring sex toys, but men are not permitted, since "no meat" is allowed.

Sorry man, but you can't come to Jessica's vegan potluck.

by TRF012 September 18, 2009

sexy vegan

a person who acts like a prick and Is vegan while also not being sexy. Usually, this person is a gay guy with a bunch of weird tattoos.

god chad is such a sexy vegan

by dying slowly334 April 14, 2020