A sexual act in which a man eats a menstruating woman out (the cranberry sauce), while also inserting a turkey claw or leg into her ass (the turkey & gravy). He then ejaculates over the whole mess (the mashed potatoes). Sure to become a family tradition!
"I know you're already stuffed, but what would you say to a good ol' fashioned West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner?"
by Liz T. January 09, 2008
The West Virginia Swinger Party is when a family of West Virginia natives hold a family reunion, and then proceed to the sexy time.
Dude my buddy let me go with him to a West Virginia Swinger Party. It was like a trainwreck...I couldn't look away.
by hiphop6969 February 12, 2010
by Frosty2073 January 23, 2006
Point Pleasant is a small town in West Virginia, usually referred to as, "the cousin fucker state". Point Pleasant is the place to go for all the drugs you could think of. If you like country folks, I would suggest to be enrolled in Point Pleasant Junior/Senior High School. It is a living hell hole. We have all the methheads and rednecks right here in good ol' Point Pleasant. Have a nice day.
by nigger lovin redneck August 24, 2019
A homosexual act in a which a male participant with a large, bushy beard ties said beard to multiple partners' penises while performing oral sex on another man. This allows for the bearded participant to pleasure multiple male partners at one time. Made famous by Virginia resident Grom Hightower.
Yea Grom was so frisky last night, we all got together and had a Virginia Beardy-Go-Round. Nearly ripped off Mal's dick.
by haxen February 03, 2008
That girl I met last night had a sweet West Virginia beauty mark on her cheek. She was a like the Cindy Crawford of the trailer park.
by Big Daddy1 September 11, 2006
A school full of so many band kids that all the sport teams suck. Can't win a Homecoming game but at least the band looks cool. Had an electrical fire in 2020 and had to ship the students to a different school. Overall the only thing it has going for it is that the school itself is pretty and the band can play Game of Thrones
by We didn't start the fire November 22, 2021