Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

Tristan

my boyfriend

I love Tristan, my boyfriend.

by Nononosticktothestuffyouknow May 1, 2022

tristan palacios

The perfect boyfriend<3

Me:I’m Tristan palacios gf I can say that , back off:)

by YEET SIS May 3, 2022

Tristan

Super cool

Tristan is a really cool guy. He fucked all the mothers in town.

by Realonionpeeling.onion May 7, 2022

Tristan

A horny teenager who loves loli and anime

Person 1: look it’s Tristan
Person 2. Oh he’s a pervert

by cCycoHerobrine September 15, 2022

Tristan

Chutiya Banda

Tristan Ek no ka chutiya , mere bestfriend ko rulaya jo mira road mai rehti hai , usme bounty lagane wale hai , jahape dikhe udhar hi todo saale ko , dono haath tute toh 10,000 . 2 pair tode toh 20,000 aur pura tode toh 50,000 , 20,000 is tip .

by BadeLundWaala October 2, 2022

Tristan

A very peculiar, was born with glasses. Works out freakin hard like a boss. Usually interested in music. A good friend, hence Tristan.

Tristan, how's the creatine that i gave you?

by Niwsoj6969 October 3, 2022