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towel trick

I did the Xbox 360 towel trick and then tried it in other places in life and it actually does work everywhere.
by rubless October 11, 2018
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Cologne and hand towels

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.
Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.
by colonsandhandjobs November 28, 2019
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Nose Towel

A Canadian word synonymous with tissues or Kleenex.
My nose is runny, can you please pass me a nose towel?
by carnyLP July 19, 2022
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Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up
Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!
by TushT June 8, 2018
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Towel scrubbing

The act of using half a hollowed out cucumber as a dick sheath and the other half as an anal dildo while motioning as if drying your taint with a towel.
All this towel scrubbing has used up all my cucumbers
by Cucumber sheath June 11, 2018
mugGet the Towel scrubbingmug.

towel boy

n.
an individual who is known to be the only single person in his/her group of friends after being alone for a substantial amount of time and is subjected to the whims of other couples; a derogatory term for people that give other couples their towels after they had sex. Derived from "third wheel", but to the long-term extreme.
Guy 1: "You think you'll find love?"
Guy 2: "Nope. Not now, not ever."
Guy 1: "Bro you're being negative. You've only been single for 15 years. Your time will come. Trust."
Guy 2: "At this point, imma have to wait another 15 years. I honestly don't care. Once a towel boy, always a towel boy."
by YT_BlueFro June 13, 2025
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