A barely hairy vagina that appears to be ripe, but when it shows how moist it can be the unfamiliar smell of hepatitis appears.
So I was making out with this girl last night, and as my hand wandered I found her dirty peach. That's when I Leonidas kicked her out of my apartment.
by Dirty peach September 30, 2017
A sexual act, making use of a freshly de-stoned peach as a substitute or precursor to actual intercourse. A more nutritious alternative to a handjob, and cheaper than flavored lube.
by SailorLight22 July 07, 2008
by Mr Bubble April 16, 2008
She has many mental illnesses. Even though she eats her own shit and period blood doesn’t make her that bad! Some people speculate her to be a social experiment. One of her most famous songs is “You So Bad”. She has a baby girl named Cora who was removed from her home because of abuse.
by fatcoochielicepissshitonme April 14, 2020
1. The peach basket is a sexual position that involves two men, though the movements and positions involved defy explanation.
2. A basket, usually wooden, containing peaches.
2. A basket, usually wooden, containing peaches.
Date : 4/12/2003 Time : 8:06 PM
Marcus : me, you, and a thing we call the peach basket
der@i : oh, the sweetness of the preach basket,
i can just taste it now,
Marcus : hhaha - seorisuly though - whats the deal with gay people and ass?
Marcus : whats the deal
der@i : lets find out...
Marcus : umm..ummm...ummm no
der@i : ....n....n...no?!!!
Marcus : would you want to get a smoked me at shwarzes?
Marcus : me, you, and a thing we call the peach basket
der@i : oh, the sweetness of the preach basket,
i can just taste it now,
Marcus : hhaha - seorisuly though - whats the deal with gay people and ass?
Marcus : whats the deal
der@i : lets find out...
Marcus : umm..ummm...ummm no
der@i : ....n....n...no?!!!
Marcus : would you want to get a smoked me at shwarzes?
by Satch June 11, 2004
The condition a females vagina is in after not showering for at least a week. Commonly found in females in the military.
Man we were out in the field for 2 weeks and Mary finally showed me her clingy peaches.I nearly threw up!
by DocChase June 22, 2010
Son: Hey I got an 76% on my test i'm sorry
Mom: its peaches and gravy. You will do better next time.
Mom: its peaches and gravy. You will do better next time.
by Rysunshine March 13, 2018