Mad Ballr

Four loko alternative. Tastes slightly better, 12 percent alcohol, ridiculously sweet and fruity flavored, malt liquor, tallboy 24 oz can, the whole nine yards. No uppers tho. That good shit. Not a bad beverage to steal in cases from the back of a truck so you and your friends can do hoodrat shit like the Mad Ballrs you are!
Guy 1: Yo dude I'm not sure we should do this...
Mad Ballr: I'm a FUCKING MAD BALLR of course we bout to steal this booze and do hoodrat shit.

Guy 1: Okay yo sounds like fun.
*downs Mad Ballr*
WOAH OKAY I'M WASTED WHO WANTS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS
by The MAD BALLR March 26, 2014
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element madness

Every year, school districts across the United States must learn the chemical symbol of 71 elements on the periodic table in an elaborate "challenge science" course offered to those who took the "challenge by choice."
The competition is a quick paced game that allows only the quickest writers and top studiers to win a Texas road house gift card. The game is played by your teacher typing 5 elements or their symbols on the smart board, and you must write the opposite (element or symbol) as fast as possible. Two people play against each other at a time, and it is in the form of a tournament. It is an extremely competitive competition and many teachers offer after school practice.
Bob: I am so ready for the element madness championship tomorrow! Who do you think will win?
Sally: Well Joe broke his right hand, so I'm gonna go with Kaitlyn.
by Period 5 pyschos November 15, 2016
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Mad Passionate

A term used to describe a noun that has no fear, a lot of drive and knows what it means to be alive. If you're real, have substance, living for something and have drive you are allowed to use this term. If you're a lazy bitch with no substance or drive then you cannot.
Bobby: Did you see that bitch with the big hair humping the tree in waterplace park?

Dick: Yeah. She's mad passionate.

Bon Qui Qui: Grl, ma momma mad homemade mcdonalds and i washed that syt dwn wit kool laid ahahahaha! It was mad passionate

King Kong Quisha: Dayum Daddy!
by rtggftrh July 17, 2010
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jager madness

A temporary state of combined insanity and stupidity brought on by to many jagerbombs, or combining jager and tequilla. Basic motor skill are there but brain function is cut by 75%. Symptoms include trying to sleep with every woman around, thinking you are the authority on every subject known to man, and the inability to focus on a task for longer than two minutes. Most of the time also accompanied by an undeniable need to dance to realy bad music. You will not remember anything in this state the next day but be assured it will be well documented by your friends to make fun of you later.
guy1 "Dude you know you were in the middle of a fatty sanwich on the dance floor last night right. and I am pretty sure the girl you made out with was old enough to be your grandmother"

guy2 "it's ok i was in the grips of jager madness besides if i don't remember it, it never happed"
by sabue November 10, 2009
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mad unforch

A shortened version of the phrase "that's very unfortunate". Something you say when inconvenienced.
Damn bro your girl cheated on you with a dude named Tyler? That's mad unforch.
by Daweigames November 08, 2022
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Mad tilt

Mad tilt is when your lax bucket tilts down over your face to give you maximum style.
by Chillaxbro November 16, 2011
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mad muggin'

An extreme look of disgust and anger; usually followed up by an "aw $h1t," or a "What the fu*#?"
Lebron James has clearly scored a basket, but is called on an offensive foul; his face wrinkles up with a frown and someone in the audience says, "Man, he's "mad muggin'."
by Tony Musso May 08, 2007
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