God

God a nonce that spy at kids until they grow up.

to be honest he is just an worse version of Santa also has a little pp source is the bibel were Marie says that she did not feel anything when she got pregnant with jesus

God damn

by Psyedonym December 28, 2019

GOD

You.

You are god.

Notice me Senpai

Alex bell: GOD

by Dankkkkdadddyyyfetus’ April 30, 2020

God

Some fake stupid ass nigga who thinks he can tell us that some gay ass nigga called Jesus is cool

God, the fuck is that nigga? Oh, that’s right, fucking gay

by Reeeeenenenejd February 20, 2019

God

Sus/Imposter
God is sus because he's always sitting in security and watching everyone through cams(even when you're naked) .

God is the imposter, God is sus sitting on cams watching us jerk off.

by Cutiepie Amish November 16, 2020

God

A fake being with horrible logic and science for its existence. Supports good morals but that's about it.

I don't believe in a "God"

by AloneWeWillEnd May 2, 2019

God

something that may or may not exist and is being overwhelmed by millions of wishes every second, and just needs a break.

misinformed person: (asks god for everything on earth and help 24/7)
me: "Jeez dude give him a break"

by I understand logic March 15, 2021

God

A poor excuse to not study science.

God made everything OK? Leave me alone!

by MrAlX July 9, 2016