Salt Boy

The one person in your group of Friends who is always salty

Alex: Man why are you always so salty!
Jason: Salt salt salt salt salt!
Alex: Calm down! No need to be a Salt Boy!

by fat guy on your roof March 28, 2015

salt and pepper

when a woman allows her enormous boobs to hang out so much that it looks trashy and slutty

(Sitting in a diner, talking casually, one of the gentlemen looks over yonder and nods his head in dissapointment.)
David: Mike, what are you shaking your head at?
Mike: David, I always feel so deppressed when a woman has salt and pepper.
William Sledd (aka the coolest gay man ever):Oh I know, me too Mike, that woman should never let them hang out that far.

by The Bombdiggietest December 17, 2006

pure salt

If you think something/someome looks good.

Mate, them kicks are pure salt.

That girl looks pure salt right now.

I'm looking pure salt.

by JayBrucie March 8, 2014

sea salt

when a kid is so salty that he is not only mad but screams higher than 80 decibels directly into the mic giving people a BLOODY EAR

the kid was so sea salty after getting noscoped he screamed into the mic and was kicked
we will never hear from him again

by vazbeanashare July 23, 2016

Salt peter

another name for cum, or man juice

The girl that sucked me off las night was so bad i just had to
spray my salt peter up her nostral

by Jamie June 17, 2006

pass the salt

The punch line to a joke in which the teller tries to get the "tellee" to laugh at a joke that isn't funny.

Two penguins are sitting in the tub. The boy's in the front and the girls in the back. The boy turns around and says "pass the salt"

by TelephoneTag June 22, 2008

Salt Coating

The opposite of sugar coating but equally indirect and insincere. Contrary to popular belief, you can get your point across best by not being an asshole but not being too nice either. Salt coating doesn't make a statement any more true despite claims that it is a sign of honesty. Salt coating when criticizing someone often leaves them focused on the toxic garbage words instead of the main point unless they have a strong bullshit filter. Also known as destructive criticism.

Being Honest: I didn't like the dish. It's too sweet for me.
Result: Cook takes the constructive criticism into consideration and improves the dish by making it less sweet.
Salt Coating: A drunken autistic monkey can make a better dish than a worthless shit like you! You trying to give me diabetes?!
Result: Cook is distracted by the insults instead of improving the dish and spends the rest of the time arguing with salt coater.

by The Washed Few March 8, 2019