pressed ass bitch

A pressed ass bitch is a girl who keeps texting or posting her ex who is now your boyfriend and she already has a boyfriend buhh wants all your attention so you can pop her dead in her shit🤣💯

Kayla your really being a pressed ass bitch because you keep texting and posting jaydas boyfriend

by Mindyours.com February 20, 2019

pressed

mattea

mattea (pressed) someone who blocks people because they cant handle the truth

by someoneyoudk December 24, 2018

Garlic pressing

Pooping in the shower and smashing it down the drain with your foot.

Garlic pressing - I had to go so bad that I garlic pressed that shit.

by Bdubbs281 July 3, 2018

Cockpit Press

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Cockpit Press is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Cockpit Press! Like, tots embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018

Press

Press! Doing too much. Overly excited. It’s simple. First things first...it’s DC’s lingo (one of our words). Nobody in DC really adds the “ED” it’s just press!

Niggas are press to say press

by Dcthing January 17, 2019

press a trip

To complain about something.

The chick get busy with all the homies...she's a how so there's nothing to press a trip about.

by Thready_Kruller October 6, 2018

des will press

It means that a girl will start acting fake and will try to get to be with the popular kids. wannabe It means she will abandon her friends and lie, so when the sentence "Des will press is heard," whoever is the "des" is the one not to be trusted. aKa the person who says it.

I don't really like you, so des will press.

by SaraQthePanda June 5, 2018