Zeno's Paradox Fallacy

The futile use of verbosity or technical blather in an attempt to ascribe logic to a fallacious argument.

No matter how much technical detail you can use to explain the genetic relationship between you and that chick you kissed, I know she's your sister, and I'm not listening to your Zeno's Paradox Fallacy nonsense.

by Prattlekak September 4, 2025

ikea paradox

when someone you think is gay from first glance but they’re actually straight e.i.: one of those fake people fruits in ikea sets.

but part of you is still in such shock that you still think they have to be gay

dude that girl looks fruity but she’s straight! god dammit the ikea paradox strikes again 😔💔

by floppymommymilkers September 26, 2022

The Tinder Paradox

It’s a conflict of interest towards any dating site for you to find a partner. Losing two users if that relationship works out. And while your looking, if all the matches you make are compatible then there is no need to pay for additional features.

Britney the only way to get out of the tinder paradox you’re in is to go meet someone organically off the internet.

by dee_dizzzleeeee September 5, 2022

The marmor paradox

Someone who is hot and cool at the same time, creating a patadox
The man posseses this paradox is awsome and all the girls like him

Wow look at this guy he is so awsome and cool he must has the marmor paradox

by The paradoxer December 5, 2016

Lawrencian Paradox

The act of committing a crime knowing full well you are in the wrong however, doing so regardless because of your addiction to committing said crime but eventually, when you are caught for the aforementioned crime you attempt to disparage the crime which leads to you believing the crime was justified despite formally understanding that that was not the case.

Adrian tried to disparage the acts committed against his Brazilian friend despite knowing that his actions were iniquitous; It seems he is trapped in the Lawrencian Paradox

by Adrian Lion March 20, 2024

The History Paradox

The tendency of history to repeat itself

Person 1: Looks like we're going into another recession.
Person 2: Yeah, the history paradox.

by VeridicalMechanism April 20, 2021

Steiger Paradox

In the board game Monopoly when you are at jail and try to get the free parking but missing it. You end up landing on go to jail sending you to the beginning of the process. This will continue until you eventually hit free parking getting all the money in the pot.

Anton- YES!!! I finally got free parking $800 from the pot coming my way!
Dave- Dam bro it took 3 tries but yeah you got it.
Mitch- what ever dude I don't care, but ive never seen some roll the exact same 2 rolls THREE TIMES!!!
Dave-We should call this something. How about the Steiger Paradox.
Anton- Haha perfect sounds suitable.

by The lil nazi bear that could February 25, 2011