Hump and Jump

The act of hooking up with someone in your own bed and then leaving to sleep somewhere else.

"Yea I finished and thought she'd leave, but I had to hump and jump and sleep on Ryan's couch.

by urbansplatt May 27, 2018

Curtain Hump

When the shower curtain attaches itself to your leg during a shower

Damn, I got curtain humped the entire time I was in the shower this morning. I hate getting taken advantage of like that!

by SoapOnaRope January 17, 2010

hump hound

What a boss or supervisor calls a subordinate they have a crush on.

Tammy’s looking hot today, she’s such a hump hound!

by Joefromcali February 10, 2018

House hump

A sexy style of dancing, characterized by hard grinding and provocative behavior whilst listening to house/techno music.

“I can’t wait to house hump at the next show” “Yeah that kind of dancing really gets the people going”

by JesserDee November 20, 2018

Perma-Hump

Usually occurring in a male either a) just hitting puberty or b) partaking in copious amounts of sexual intercourse. Symptoms include thrusting, or humping, upon sight or contact with someone of the opposite sex.

"All I did was shake his hand and he just started thrusting at me!"
"Don't worry. He just had a touch of the perma-hump."

by Mae F December 23, 2008

Humping shock

To randomly break out in a frenzy of humping. This can happen in multiple ways and at any time. The person appearing to have humping shock, will hump everything and anything.

Rachel: Hey did you see what Joe did to Carla last night?
Mel: Yea, he broke into humping shock and humped Carla.
Rachel: Weird.

by MrCat132 June 3, 2014

cardio hump

sexual intercourse as a cardiovascular exercise

dammit, my right arm is getting way buffer than my left arm. i'm going to have to switch to a regular cardio hump workout program.

by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009