The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.
Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"
by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021
Get the Curse of Gallus Coopermug. 
Get the Suite Cursesmug. 17/4/2010
The integra curse!
Honda 1994 integra gray sports
driving down a small road drive shaft fell of and spun out hit a wall
The integra curse!
Honda 1994 integra gray sports
driving down a small road drive shaft fell of and spun out hit a wall
by kragzz423 April 28, 2010
Get the integra cursemug. In The Game Town Of Salem Med's Curse Is A Made UP Curse Given To The Role "Medium" In Which It Is Believed That The "Medium" Is Doomed To Die In Game Usually In The First Round Commonly Referred To As N1
by AGuyWhoLikesTownOfSalem May 9, 2022
Get the Med's Cursemug. Refers to performing poorly or not according to your expectations in the very first academic assessment of the year
by SirePapi April 6, 2021
Get the First assessment cursemug. The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.
Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.
by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022
Get the Valentines Day cursemug. When the streets are clear, but the second you start playing on the street cars start passing by none stop.
Guy 1: Maann, I’m trynna practice my kick flip on the road, but the street curse is just too bad today.
by El Nuez July 17, 2020
Get the street cursemug.