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French Tank

In MMO games tanks are the characters that are supposed to take most of the damage, unless... they are french. In that case the word has two definitions either:
A tanking character that is acting like, a little sissy and entering combat last.
OR
A caster or other low-hp character that is acting like a tank for no good reason and overall fucking up everybody's game.
French tanks can be seen mostly in MMOs like: WoW, LoL, HoN,DotA and the such.
Example:
"Why is Rammus backing out?!?!"
"F*ck.... we got a french tank"
or
"Ok, once they are in range Alistar is gonna stun'em and then... Wait, wait Ryze wtf u doing man?!?!"
"He frenched tanked them...."
by Antagonista April 13, 2010
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Tank

Drink made of one handle of vodka,Burnett's if you wanna roll cheap,case of beer, and 5 frozen lemonade concentrates, created by the boys of Christian Brothers High School in Memphis, drunken last week at some dance-fuckin awesome.
"man this tanks kickin my ass!"
"Dude, you threw the fuckin tank outa the car!" reply "yeah but the cops were coming!"
_completely forget of it every happening next morning
by Gt June 17, 2005
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plenty in the tank

When it’s been more than 1 month you haven’t had sex, you make it up with a gal and she asks you to go to hers, you should use this expression
“So, is it going to be playing at home or away?”
“I doesn’t really matter, I’ve got plenty in the tank
by Gepet January 3, 2018
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Hank The Tank

The innocent victim of hate crimes who was framed and accused of commiting burgleries in the streets of california. He is wanted by the police for crimes he did not commit.
Person:" Woah! Is that hank the tank?"
Hank The Tank: *Bear Noises*
by Cheesire April 12, 2022
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beef tank

A beef tank is a muscley man girls call to move out of a house/ mansion. These beef tanks are all over the place and are ready to pack at the snap of your fingers.
Look at that beef tank move that chair!

ALSO, go next door to ask that black beef tank to help you move your shit.

Who needs Meathead Movers when you have a beef tank!
by beeftanknation June 6, 2018
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Wanking the tank

Guy: “Yo why haven’t you been gaming recently? Are you grounded?”
Friend: “Yeah, my mom caught me wanking the tank on friday, she said no ps4 for a month.”
Guy: “Damn, that’s awkward.”
by Rectumstretcher89 October 30, 2019
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Wank Tank

Testicles. So called because that is where the fluid that comes out when you ejaculate is stored.
I haven't had sex in weeks. My wank tank is ready to overflow.
by Richard Dunken January 29, 2017
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