fake tans

Any form of Alcohol in cans paticularly beer.

I'm going to get maggoted on the fake tans tonight.

by Aussie Philbo December 9, 2006

Tan Aksoy

Known on the streets at "Doctor Peaches". Currently dating Ally Knowles. Name is pronounced "ton". Like Tom with an N. Dated a fat ass creep. Very important on the streets of Chicago. A well known character in your neighborhood.

Do you know Tan Aksoy? He's really hot.

by AxK August 11, 2009

Alvin Tan

A bloody motherfucker who came from two triple asses school, and now hiding his fucking small dick in yj. Remember to gif him a punch when u see him so tt he how bloody fucking idiotic can he be. Also known to be some gay faggot who likes to disturb girls and molest them. Watch out for him!

Alvin Tan u suck, ur family suck cock in hell!

by F u alvin tan August 18, 2004

Kieron Tan

He sucks dicks everyday. He’s known for having an average penis. He believes that he is a sex machine but he is.

Oh shit he’s a Kieron Tan

by Bogboy1234556 September 16, 2020

tan hampton

Referring to the color of a guys wang after a long anal outing.

That guy likes to give a tan hampton.

by kiefchrj December 11, 2007

Tan Run

Jogging with your shirt off so you get a tan while you work out. Preferably between the hours of 10:00am and 3:00pm.

I went for a Tan Run today.

by rdelgado August 18, 2010

Barmer's Tan

Similar to the Farmer's Tan except afflicting only one side of the body. Usually results from having spent too much time sitting in one position and drinking on a patio.

Dude, there's no way he's sober. I mean, did you see the Barmer's Tan on his right side? He must have been at The Slide Whistle Pub. The patio only faces south.

I hate The Slide Whistle. The slide whistling gets really old.

by bigmeanbunny July 22, 2011