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Taylor Swift

An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.
Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.
by Sadie Enward April 22, 2025
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Taylor Swift

“Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album, 1989 (Taylor’s Version)?”
“Yes, my favourite vault track is Suburban Legends!”
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Swifting

When you have gotten to a point where you are able to move through life in movements without being noticed, thus having no friends.
Person: yo whats happened to that guy at school, whats his name, the swifting one?
Other person: oh! right you mean swifty mc swift, yeah he died.
by Badassbossbassbitching December 20, 2018
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IX Swift

IX Swift is a player in a game called creative destruction that has no skill
IX Swift is the worst player on team ix
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Taylor Swift

To ‘Taylor Swift’ is when a female is in a romantic relationship with a male but does not perform any acts of oral sex.
“Yeah, I’m so ‘Taylor Swifting’ him right now, I’m not sucking his dick at all.”

“She doesn’t give head at all man, totally ‘Taylor Swifting’ me right now.”
by xFATxETHIOPIANx May 11, 2019
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taylor swift

eco-terrorist that is glazed by every girl 13-15 years old
Person 1 "taylor swift is literaly the music indsutry!!!!!!111"
Person 2 "wtf?!!?"
by curlyfriesbehittin April 13, 2024
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Taylor swift

An ugly female pop “star” who no one likes
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