goof mo

"Goof mo" is a name that Egyptian homosexuals named "Mohammed" inherit once they begin developing traits of; homosexuality, self-pity, desperation, daddy issues, delusion, feminity, jealousy, inferiority and overall, being a little fking goof. "Goof Mo's" are naturally pathetic creatures that leach on to the assholes of any men that can make them feel protected, comfortable and supported; On their own, they're abysmally pitiful.

"Goof mo the type of guy to say holy moly while his baba pleasures him"

"Goof mo never refuses his husband Adam when he asks for head"
Goof mo says "OH FK OH FK OH SHIT OH SHIT" when his owner Aiden walks close to him.

by Mo's Baba 69 December 17, 2022

mo-mag

hoMOsexual MAGnet. A (usually straight) woman who attracts homosexual friends.

Cindy is always going out dancing with her gay friends.
Yes, she's quite the mo-mag.

by rollingwriter January 18, 2017

mos def

short for saying most definitely, or sure.

Yo you gonna be at the party tonight?" Jarel: "Mos def bro.

by 92Prodigy April 26, 2011

Mo-faux

Someone who fakes being an asshole just to be friends with the "popular" kids. Not necessarily the meanest, but definitely the most annoying.

A: Yo, what happened to John? He started being a complete dickhead yesterday

B: He's just being a Mo-faux to impress the new kid. He'll get over it.

by AntimatterKING October 16, 2009

mo nothin

The art of doing more than nothing.
Syn. Being extremely unproductive Or Being as more than unproductive as usual.

"So, what did you do at work today?"
"Mo Nothin"

by Hot 4 Teacher August 30, 2017

Mo' Lunch

An extended period of time, in excess of one and one-half hours, where one leaves work and does not report his or her absence. It is not uncommon to visit ammunition and weaponry marketplaces. Bacon is frequently consumed while on a Mo' Lunch.

Steve took a Mo' Lunch. He won't be back for hours.

by yoUKnoWhwOoo May 12, 2014

Mo Jones

Mo Jones, Is a very large fella. He is also a little slow. But Mo on the inside is just a cuddly teddy bear. He loves biking in the Forest of dean and loves his mum. He also loves maths. He has a crush on this boy in his class. He doesn't know how to express his love for him yet. He is terrible at football and always makes excuses. They are not boyfriend material. But an alright friend. Mo's tend to wonder the halls of schools or at playgrounds. If you are a parent BEWARE of Mo's they are a total kid-magnet.

Mo is after your kid, RUN!!!

Mo Jones is a special kid.

by Bobbystewart October 1, 2021